"Kandil" is a word in CEBUANO

kandil CEBUANO
Definition:

kandil n {1} k.
o.
oil lamp made of a piece of bamboo about 24, to the bottom of which a clam shell to hold the oil is attached.
It is usually hung near the altar in a house or s.w.
else in the house and kept burning throughout the night.
{2} cylindrical metal cooking pot having a flat bottom.

Few words of positivity

It has been more wittily than charitably said that hell is paved with good intentions. They have their place in heaven also.

Robert Southey

WORD SUGGESTIONS
Laugh your heart out.

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

amphora ENGLISH

Among the ancients, a two-handled vessel, tapering at the bottom, used for holding wine, oil, etc.

Read the complete definition
foots ENGLISH

The settlings of oil, molasses, etc., at the bottom of a barrel or hogshead.

Read the complete definition
gulgul ENGLISH

A cement made in India from sea shells, pulverized and mixed with oil, and spread over a ship's bottom, to …

Read the complete definition