"Aristulate" is a word in ENGLISH

aristulate ENGLISH
Definition:

Having a short beard or awn.

Few words of positivity

Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better.

Reuben " Mulah Truth " Holmes II

WORD SUGGESTIONS
Laugh your heart out.

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation.One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an accountant make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in." said the accountant. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in ." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven" "Sorry, we have rules..."And with that St. Peter put the accountant in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and the accountant found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow accountants that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. The accountant was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was ti me to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven."So the accountant spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her."So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity." The accountant paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again the accountant went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the accountant, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her and smiled. "That's because yesterday you were a recruit, but today you're staff."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------An accountant applies for the position of Chief Financial Officer. There are a number of candidates and he is called in for an interview. They ask him a number of questions and one of the panel suddenly says "What is nine multiplied by four?"He thinks quickly and says "Thirty five." When the in terview is over he goes outside, takes out his calculator and finds the correct answer is not thirty five. He thinks "Well, I blew that" and goes home very disappointed.Next day he is rung up and told he has got the job. "Wonderful," he says, "but what about nine multiplied by four? My answer wasn't right""We know, but of all the candidates you came the closest."

a HILIGAYNON

a - The letter A in Visayan is pronounced as in Spanish, except when it has a cut short, abrupt …

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ababa ILOKANO

adj. /(NA-)/ short in extent or duration. Ababa ti dila na. His tongue is short. v. /-UM-/. --ant. ATIDDOG.

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abak HILIGAYNON

ábak - To follow in quick succession. Nagaábak gid lang ang ulán. The rain pours down at short intervals, one …

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abate ENGLISH

To bring down or reduce from a higher to a lower state, number, or degree; to lessen; to diminish; to …

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abay CEBUANO

abay v {1} [AC; b6] move along together with s.t. moving. Lagmit hiligsan ang bátà kay nag-abay sa tartanilya, The …

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abbreviated ENGLISH

Shortened; relatively short; abbreviate.

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abbreviator ENGLISH

One of a college of seventy-two officers of the papal court whose duty is to make a short minute of …

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abortive ENGLISH

Cutting short; as, abortive treatment of typhoid fever.

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abridgment ENGLISH

That which abridges or cuts short; hence, an entertainment that makes the time pass quickly.

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acaulescent ENGLISH

Having no stem or caulis, or only a very short one concealed in the ground.

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acciaccatura ENGLISH

A short grace note, one semitone below the note to which it is prefixed; -- used especially in organ music. …

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acinaces ENGLISH

A short sword or saber.

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acquaintance ENGLISH

A state of being acquainted, or of having intimate, or more than slight or superficial, knowledge; personal knowledge gained by …

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adia CEBUANO

adía short form: día {1} is here (nearer me than you). Adía sa táas ang lamísa, ikanáug, The table is …

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adtu CEBUANO

adtu {1} short for niadtu. {2} short for kaniadtu. {3} = kadtu (dialectal).

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aduna CEBUANO

adúna short form: dúna there is, are, will be. Dúnay libru sa lamísa, There is a book on the table. …

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ae ENGLISH

A diphthong in the Latin language; used also by the Saxon writers. It answers to the Gr. ai. The Anglo-Saxon …

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ag CEBUANO

ag short form: g subject marker for specific or past time subject (dialectal). Ag táwung gibukbuk sa buguy namatay ganíha, …

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agad-agad HILIGAYNON

agád-ágad - Freq. of ágad. Also: To wait for, expect. Indì ka magdúgay dirâ, kay agád-agádon ko ikáw sing diótay …

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agaw CEBUANO

agaw short form: gaw title for people who are cousins. Anía si Agaw Tídu, Here is Cousin Tido. ig-() n …

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