"Anacoluthon" is a word in ENGLISH

anacoluthon ENGLISH

A want of grammatical sequence or coherence in a
sentence; an instance of a change of construction in a sentence so that
the latter part does not syntactically correspond with the first part.

Few words of positivity

What he wasn't so good at was manipulating the internal states of other humans, getting them to see things his way, do things for him. His baseline attitude toward other humans wass that they could all just go fuck themselves and that he was not going to expend any effort whatsoever getting them to change the way they thought. This was probably rooted in a belief that hed been inculcated to him from the get-go: that there was an objective reality, which all people worth talking to could observe and understand, and that there was no point in arguing about anything that could be so observed and so understood.

Neal Stephenson, Reamde

Laugh your heart out.

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation.One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an accountant make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in." said the accountant. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in ." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven" "Sorry, we have rules..."And with that St. Peter put the accountant in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and the accountant found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow accountants that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. The accountant was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was ti me to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven."So the accountant spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her."So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity." The accountant paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again the accountant went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the accountant, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her and smiled. "That's because yesterday you were a recruit, but today you're staff."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------An accountant applies for the position of Chief Financial Officer. There are a number of candidates and he is called in for an interview. They ask him a number of questions and one of the panel suddenly says "What is nine multiplied by four?"He thinks quickly and says "Thirty five." When the in terview is over he goes outside, takes out his calculator and finds the correct answer is not thirty five. He thinks "Well, I blew that" and goes home very disappointed.Next day he is rung up and told he has got the job. "Wonderful," he says, "but what about nine multiplied by four? My answer wasn't right""We know, but of all the candidates you came the closest."

absolute ENGLISH

Not immediately dependent on the other parts of the sentence in government; as, the case absolute. See Ablative absolute, under …

Read the complete definition
analysis ENGLISH

A resolution of anything, whether an object of the senses or of the intellect, into its constituent or original elements; …

Read the complete definition
analyze ENGLISH

To subject to analysis; to resolve (anything complex) into its elements; to separate into the constituent parts, for the purpose …

Read the complete definition

ay Definition: (part) connects the topic of the sentence and predicate when the sentence is given in reverse order; sentence …

Read the complete definition

AP. The head-dress worn by the judge in pronouncing the sentence of death. It is part of the Judlclal full …

Read the complete definition
bracket ENGLISH

One of two characters [], used to inclose a reference, explanation, or note, or a part to be excluded from …

Read the complete definition

A single paragraph or subdivision of a legal document, such as a con-tract, deed, will, constitution, or statute. Sometimes a …

Read the complete definition

A danse; a sentence or part of a sentence in a written instrument or law

Read the complete definition
climax ENGLISH

A figure in which the parts of a sentence or paragraph are so arranged that each succeeding one rises above …

Read the complete definition

A point or character, formed thus [:], used to separate parts of a sentence that are complete in themselves and …

Read the complete definition
context ENGLISH

The part or parts of something written or printed, as of Scripture, which precede or follow a text or quoted …

Read the complete definition

The context of a particular sentence or clanse in a statute, contract, will, etc., comprises those parts of the text …

Read the complete definition

The care and keeping of anything; as when an article is said to be “in the custody of the court.” …

Read the complete definition

eh Definition: (part) hesitation pause (something more coming); used to close a sentence to reinforce disagreement, contradiction or protestation

Read the complete definition
epanodos ENGLISH

A figure of speech in which the parts of a sentence or clause are repeated in inverse order

Read the complete definition
homoioptoton ENGLISH

A figure in which the several parts of a sentence end with the same case, or inflection generally.

Read the complete definition
interadditive ENGLISH

Added or placed between the parts of another thing, as a clause inserted parenthetically in a sentence.

Read the complete definition
member ENGLISH

A part of a discourse or of a period or sentence; a clause; a part of a verse.

Read the complete definition

A sentence, phrase, or word, forming part of an heraldic achievment.

Read the complete definition
palilogy ENGLISH

The repetition of a word, or part of a sentence, for the sake of greater emphasis; as, \"The living, the …

Read the complete definition