"Turgid" is a word in ENGLISH

turgid ENGLISH
Definition:

Swelling in style or language; vainly ostentatious;
bombastic; pompous; as, a turgid style of speaking.

turgid ENGLISH
Definition:

Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent
or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; --
especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb;
turgid fruit.

Few words of positivity

Perhaps there are many "nows" of varying duration, depending on just what it is we are doing. We must face up to the fact that, at least in the case of humans, the subject experiencing subjective time is not a perfect, structureless observer, but a complex, multilayered, multifaceted psyche. Different levels of our consciousness may experience time in quite different ways. This is evidently the case in terms of response time. You have probably had the slightly unnerving experience of jumping at the sound of a telephone a moment or two before you actually hear it ring. The shrill noise induces a reflex response through the nervous system much faster than the time it takes to create the conscious experience of the sound.It is fashionable to attribute certain qualities, such as speech ability, to the left side of the brain, whereas others, such as musical appreciation, belong to processes occurring on the right side. But why should both hemispheres experience a common time? And why should the subconscious use the same mental clock as the conscious?

Paul Davies, About Time: Einstein's Unfinished Revolution

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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

grandiose ENGLISH

Characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor; flaunting; turgid; bombastic; -- in a bad sense; as, a grandiose style.

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inflated ENGLISH

Turgid; swelling; puffed up; bombastic; pompous; as, an inflated style.

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swell ENGLISH

To be turgid, bombastic, or extravagant; as, swelling words; a swelling style.

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tumid ENGLISH

Swelling in sound or sense; pompous; puffy; inflated; bombastic; falsely sublime; turgid; as, a tumid expression; a tumid style.

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