"Touchwood" is a word in ENGLISH

touchwood ENGLISH
Definition:

Dried fungi used as tinder; especially, the Polyporus
igniarius.

touchwood ENGLISH
Definition:

Wood so decayed as to serve for tinder; spunk, or punk.

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punk ENGLISH

A fungus (Polyporus fomentarius, etc.) sometimes dried for tinder; agaric.

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punk ENGLISH

Wood so decayed as to be dry, crumbly, and useful for tinder; touchwood.

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