"Substitutive" is a word in ENGLISH

substitutive ENGLISH
Definition:

Tending to afford or furnish a substitute; making
substitution; capable of being substituted.

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Become your own best friend—smile and say “I love you” to yourself occasionally.

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

incommodious ENGLISH

Tending to incommode; not commodious; not affording ease or advantage; unsuitable; giving trouble; inconvenient; annoying; as, an incommodious seat; an …

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