"Spitchcock" is a word in ENGLISH

spitchcock ENGLISH
Definition:

An eel split and broiled.

spitchcock ENGLISH
Definition:

To split (as an eel) lengthwise, and broil it, or
fry it in hot fat.

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spitchcocked ENGLISH

Broiled or fried after being split lengthwise; -- said of eels.

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