"Spider's Web" is a word in ENGLISH

spider's web ENGLISH
Definition:

The silken web which is formed by most kinds of
spiders, particularly the web spun to entrap their prey. See Geometric
spider, Triangle spider, under Geometric, and Triangle.

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epeira ENGLISH

A genus of spiders, including the common garden spider (E. diadema). They spin geometrical webs. See Garden spider.

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orbitelae ENGLISH

A division of spiders, including those that make geometrical webs, as the garden spider, or Epeira.

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