"Scorbutical" is a word in ENGLISH

scorbutical ENGLISH
Definition:

Of or pertaining to scurvy; of the nature of, or
resembling, scurvy; diseased with scurvy; as, a scorbutic person;
scorbutic complaints or symptoms.

Few words of positivity

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambrose Bierce, The Collected Writings Of Ambrose Bierce

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Laugh your heart out.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.