"Median" is a word in ENGLISH

median ENGLISH
Definition:

Being in the middle; running through the middle; as, a
median groove.

median ENGLISH
Definition:

Situated in the middle; lying in a plane dividing a
bilateral animal into right and left halves; -- said of unpaired organs
and parts; as, median coverts.

median ENGLISH
Definition:

A median line or point.

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Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!

William James

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Laugh your heart out.

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true."I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."

mesial ENGLISH

Middle; median; in, or in the region of, the mesial plane; internal; -- opposed to lateral.

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