"Immobile" is a word in ENGLISH

immobile ENGLISH
Definition:

Incapable of being moved; immovable; fixed; stable.

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... My mother, daroga, my poor, unhappy mother would never... let me kiss her... She used to run away... and throw me my mask!... Nor any other woman... ever, ever!... Ah, you can understand, my happiness was so great, I cried. And fell at her feet, crying... and I kissed her feet... her little feet... crying. You're crying, too, daroga... and she cried also... the angel cried!...

Gaston Leroux, The Phantom of the Opera

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immovable ENGLISH

Incapable of being moved; firmly fixed; fast; -- used of material things; as, an immovable foundatin.

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impassible ENGLISH

Incapable of suffering; inaccessible to harm or pain; not to be touched or moved to passion or sympathy; unfeeling, or …

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