"Hygroscopic" is a word in ENGLISH

hygroscopic ENGLISH
Definition:

Having the property of readily inbibing moisture from
the atmosphere, or of the becoming coated with a thin film of moisture,
as glass, etc.

hygroscopic ENGLISH
Definition:

Of or pertaining to, or indicated by, the hygroscope;
not readily manifest to the senses, but capable of detection by the
hygroscope; as, glass is often covered with a film of hygroscopic
moisture.

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It has been more wittily than charitably said that hell is paved with good intentions. They have their place in heaven also.

Robert Southey

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

bibulous ENGLISH

Readily imbibing fluids or moisture; spongy; as, bibulous blotting paper.

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hygrometrical ENGLISH

Readily absorbing and retaining moisture; as, hygrometric substances, like potash.

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