"Humored" is a word in ENGLISH
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A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!" "Not a chance!", replies the barkeep. "Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there." So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees. The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog. Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says - "I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!"
abri birat v [A; b6] yield to a man under threat (humorous-from the pidgin Japanese for abríhi ang bilat used …
Read the complete definitionabyadur sa lubi n palm toddy gatherer (humorous).
Read the complete definitionadbans n advance payment on a salary, debt, etc. v {1} [AP; cP] give an advance. Adbansan ka nákug singku, …
Read the complete definitionagaw ig-() ug ikatrayinta idús ug tungà (humorous) ones fiancee (lit. thirty-second and a halfth cousin).
Read the complete definitionahinti n agent, one who sells on commission. Níay ahinti sa sabun, Theres a man selling soap here. v [BN56; …
Read the complete definitionOf the nature of, or resembling, the white of the eye, or of an egg; albuminous; -- a term applied …
Read the complete definitionalirdyik a {1} allergic. {2} tending to react to s.t. nice more than usual (humorous). Alirdyik kus mga gwápa, Good-looking …
Read the complete definitionalyádu n {1} ally. {2} employee (humorous). Alyádu siya nákù sa upisína, Hes an employee of mine in the o? …
Read the complete definitionamin v {3} [A; a12] admit a wrong or mistake one has done and be held responsible. Kun aminun nímung …
Read the complete definitionamurítis n lovesickness (humorous). v [B126; a4] be a? ected with amoritis. -un() a lovesick.
Read the complete definitionCorrective of acrimony of the humors.
Read the complete definitionBelieved to cause a revulsion of fluids or of humors from one part to another.
Read the complete definitionaplay v {1} [A; b6] apply for a job. Giaplayan ba nímu ang trabáhu? Did you apply for the job? …
Read the complete definitionThe quality of being arch; cleverness; sly humor free from malice; waggishness.
Read the complete definitionarmas n {1} arms, weapon. {2} penis (humorous euphemism). dimánu bladed weapons. dipuygu firearms.
Read the complete definitionarsupu n word-play on arsubispu (humorous).
Read the complete definitionv. /MANG-:-EN/ to tease, provoke, incite; to humor. Ar-artyukem ni nanang mo tapno igatangan na ka ti badom. Humor your …
Read the complete definitionasinda asindíru n {2} owner of salt beds (humorous). asindíra = asindíru (female).
Read the complete definitionTo make thin or less consistent; to render less viscid or dense; to rarefy. Specifically: To subtilize, as the humors …
Read the complete definitionatug n clitoris. taas ug having a shrill voice (humorous).
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