"Gallimaufry" is a word in ENGLISH

gallimaufry ENGLISH
Definition:

Any absurd medley; a hotchpotch.

gallimaufry ENGLISH
Definition:

A hash of various kinds of meats, a ragout.

Few words of positivity

Perhaps there are many "nows" of varying duration, depending on just what it is we are doing. We must face up to the fact that, at least in the case of humans, the subject experiencing subjective time is not a perfect, structureless observer, but a complex, multilayered, multifaceted psyche. Different levels of our consciousness may experience time in quite different ways. This is evidently the case in terms of response time. You have probably had the slightly unnerving experience of jumping at the sound of a telephone a moment or two before you actually hear it ring. The shrill noise induces a reflex response through the nervous system much faster than the time it takes to create the conscious experience of the sound.It is fashionable to attribute certain qualities, such as speech ability, to the left side of the brain, whereas others, such as musical appreciation, belong to processes occurring on the right side. But why should both hemispheres experience a common time? And why should the subconscious use the same mental clock as the conscious?

Paul Davies, About Time: Einstein's Unfinished Revolution

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absurd ENGLISH

Contrary to reason or propriety; obviously and fiatly opposed to manifest truth; inconsistent with the plain dictates of common sense; …

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absurd ENGLISH
absurdity ENGLISH

That which is absurd; an absurd action; a logical contradiction.

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absurdity ENGLISH

The quality of being absurd or inconsistent with obvious truth, reason, or sound judgment.

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Absurdity LAW AND LEGAL

In statutory construction, an “absurdity" ls not only that which ls physically impossible, but also that whlch Is morally so; …

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absurdly ENGLISH

In an absurd manner.

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absurdo HILIGAYNON

absúrdo - (Sp. absurdo) Absurdity, nonsense: absurd, nonsensical, foolish. (cf. pagkabúang, puriákot, waláy sáyod; binúang, linóko, tinónto).

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alogy ENGLISH

Unreasonableness; absurdity.

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amphigoric ENGLISH

Nonsensical; absurd; pertaining to an amphigory.

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anatiferous ENGLISH

Producing ducks; -- applied to Anatifae, under the absurd notion of their turning into ducks or geese. See Barnacle.

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apagoge ENGLISH

An indirect argument which proves a thing by showing the impossibility or absurdity of the contrary.

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apagogical ENGLISH

Proving indirectly, by showing the absurdity, or impossibility of the contrary.

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binuang HILIGAYNON

binúang - Foolish, absurd, idiotic, imbecile, fatuous, drivelling, weak-minded, feeble-minded, soft, crazy, stupid, addlepated; after the manner of fools, like …

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canard ENGLISH

An extravagant or absurd report or story; a fabricated sensational report or statement; esp. one set afloat in the newspapers …

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cap ENGLISH

To complete; to crown; to bring to the highest point or consummation; as, to cap the climax of absurdity.

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chauvinism ENGLISH

Blind and absurd devotion to a fallen leader or an obsolete cause; hence, absurdly vainglorious or exaggerated patriotism.

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deformity ENGLISH

Anything that destroys beauty, grace, or propriety; irregularity; absurdity; gross deviation from order or the established laws of propriety; as, …

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dispárate, disparátis - (Sp. disparate) Nonsense, absurdity, extravagance, blunder, slip, mistake, stupidity; superstition, superstitious belief or practice, (cf. binúang, binabáylan, …

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