"Forkbeard" is a word in ENGLISH

forkbeard ENGLISH
Definition:

A European fish (Raniceps raninus), having a large flat
head; -- also called tadpole fish, and lesser forked beard.

forkbeard ENGLISH
Definition:

The European forked hake or hake's-dame (Phycis
blennoides); -- also called great forked beard.

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If you expect great things of yourself and demand little of others, you’ll keep resentment far away.

Confucius, The Analects

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Laugh your heart out.

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?" "Well," the priest says, "I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'."

roebuck ENGLISH

A small European and Asiatic deer (Capreolus capraea) having erect, cylindrical, branched antlers, forked at the summit. This, the smallest …

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