"Consumable" is a word in ENGLISH

consumable ENGLISH
Definition:

Capable of being consumed; that may be destroyed,
dissipated, wasted, or spent.

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The owner of the Agut d'Avignon had the air of a 1920s dandy who had ruined himself with one mad night of gambling at baccarat and had only been saved by this restaurant, which he seemed to cherish as if it were his wife or a good fountain pen.

Manuel Vázquez Montalbán, La Soledad Del Manager

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incombustible ENGLISH

Not combustible; not capable of being burned, decomposed, or consumed by fire; uninflammable; as, asbestus is an incombustible substance; carbon …

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