"Calipers" is a word in ENGLISH

calipers ENGLISH
Definition:

An instrument, usually resembling a pair of dividers
or compasses with curved legs, for measuring the diameter or thickness
of bodies, as of work shaped in a lathe or planer, timber, masts, shot,
etc.; or the bore of firearms, tubes, etc.; -- called also caliper
compasses, or caliber compasses.

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ampo HILIGAYNON

ámpò - Prayer, petition, request, to pray, beseech, ask, beg, petition, request. Nagaámpò akó, or ginaámpò ko nga—. I pray, …

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bearing ENGLISH

The situation of a distant object, with regard to a ship's position, as on the bow, on the lee quarter, …

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bleeding ENGLISH

Emitting, or appearing to emit, blood or sap, etc.; also, expressing anguish or compassion.

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compasses ENGLISH

An instrument for describing circles, measuring figures, etc., consisting of two, or (rarely) more, pointed branches, or legs, usually joined …

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demicircle ENGLISH

An instrument for measuring angles, in surveying, etc. It resembles a protractor, but has an alidade, sights, and a compass.

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divider ENGLISH

An instrument for dividing lines, describing circles, etc., compasses. See Compasses.

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exposure ENGLISH

Position as to points of compass, or to influences of climate, etc.

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gimbals ENGLISH

A contrivance for permitting a body to incline freely in all directions, or for suspending anything, as a barometer, ship's …

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vane ENGLISH

One of the sights of a compass, quadrant, etc.

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volume ENGLISH

Dimensions; compass; space occupied, as measured by cubic units, that is, cubic inches, feet, yards, etc.; mass; bulk; as, the …

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