"Blotter" is a word in ENGLISH

blotter ENGLISH
Definition:

One who, or that which, blots; esp. a device for absorbing
superfluous ink.

blotter ENGLISH
Definition:

A wastebook, in which entries of transactions are made as
they take place.

Few words of positivity

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

Stephen Colbert, I Am America

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Laugh your heart out.

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!""Who, the New Yorkers?"."No, the Pearly Gates."

pad ENGLISH

A kind of cushion for writing upon, or for blotting; esp., one formed of many flat sheets of writing paper, …

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