"Bilocation" is a word in ENGLISH

bilocation ENGLISH
Definition:

Double location; the state or power of being in two
places at the same instant; -- a miraculous power attributed to some of
the saints.

Few words of positivity

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambrose Bierce, The Collected Writings Of Ambrose Bierce

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Laugh your heart out.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

harpy ENGLISH

A large and powerful, double-crested, short-winged American eagle (Thrasaetus harpyia). It ranges from Texas to Brazil.

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trombone ENGLISH

A powerful brass instrument of the trumpet kind, thought by some to be the ancient sackbut, consisting of a tube …

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