"Ballproof" is a word in ENGLISH

ballproof ENGLISH
Definition:

Incapable of being penetrated by balls from firearms.

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the most improper job of any man, even saints (who at any rate were at least unwilling to take it on), is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien

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adamantine ENGLISH

Made of adamant, or having the qualities of adamant; incapable of being broken, dissolved, or penetrated; as, adamantine bonds or …

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impenetrable ENGLISH

Incapable of being penetrated or pierced; not admitting the passage of other bodies; not to be entered; impervious; as, an …

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