"Acrita" is a word in ENGLISH

acrita ENGLISH
Definition:

The lowest groups of animals, in which no nervous
system has been observed.

Few words of positivity

Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better.

Reuben " Mulah Truth " Holmes II

WORD SUGGESTIONS
Laugh your heart out.

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation.One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an accountant make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in." said the accountant. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in ." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven" "Sorry, we have rules..."And with that St. Peter put the accountant in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and the accountant found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow accountants that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. The accountant was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was ti me to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven."So the accountant spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her."So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity." The accountant paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again the accountant went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the accountant, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her and smiled. "That's because yesterday you were a recruit, but today you're staff."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------An accountant applies for the position of Chief Financial Officer. There are a number of candidates and he is called in for an interview. They ask him a number of questions and one of the panel suddenly says "What is nine multiplied by four?"He thinks quickly and says "Thirty five." When the in terview is over he goes outside, takes out his calculator and finds the correct answer is not thirty five. He thinks "Well, I blew that" and goes home very disappointed.Next day he is rung up and told he has got the job. "Wonderful," he says, "but what about nine multiplied by four? My answer wasn't right""We know, but of all the candidates you came the closest."

abacus ENGLISH

A calculating table or frame; an instrument for performing arithmetical calculations by balls sliding on wires, or counters in grooves, …

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abject ENGLISH

A person in the lowest and most despicable condition; a castaway.

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acrania ENGLISH

The lowest group of Vertebrata, including the amphioxus, in which no skull exists.

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A period in the American eocene, the lowest in the tertiary age except the lignitic.

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alamire ENGLISH

The lowest note but one in Guido Aretino's scale of music.

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alibutud HILIGAYNON

alibútud - Core, centre; lowest depth. Sa alibútud sang kalibútan. In the very centre of the world. Sa alibútud sang …

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alto ENGLISH

Formerly the part sung by the highest male, or counter-tenor, voices; now the part sung by the lowest female, or …

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ambs-ace ENGLISH

Double aces, the lowest throw of all at dice. Hence: Bad luck; anything of no account or value.

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amphigamous ENGLISH

Having a structure entirely cellular, and no distinct sexual organs; -- a term applied by De Candolle to the lowest …

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amphioxus ENGLISH

A fishlike creature (Amphioxus lanceolatus), two or three inches long, found in temperature seas; -- also called the lancelet. Its …

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anadromous ENGLISH

Tending upwards; -- said of terns in which the lowest secondary segments are on the upper side of the branch …

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argentic ENGLISH

Pertaining to, derived from, or containing, silver; -- said of certain compounds of silver in which this metal has its …

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Armorial Bearings LAW AND LEGAL

In English law. A device depicted on the (now imagi-nary) shield of one of the nobility, of which gentry is …

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aya-ay HILIGAYNON

ayá-ay - The neap-tide, lowest tide.

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baccalaureate ENGLISH

The degree of bachelor of arts. (B.A. or A.B.), the first or lowest academical degree conferred by universities and colleges.

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Bachelob LAW AND LEGAL

The holder of the first or lowest degree conferred by a college or uni-versity, e. g., a bachelor of arts, …

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bachelor ENGLISH

A person who has taken the first or lowest degree in the liberal arts, or in some branch of science, …

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banasay CEBUANO

banásay n k. o. small, brightly-colored fish. banáta n {1} section, flat piece cut from a whole. Nanglatas kami sa …

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barat ILOKANO

adj. /NAG-/ one who bargains hard in order to pa. rock-bottom prices. v. /MANG-:-EN/ to buy at the lowest possible …

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baron ENGLISH

A title or degree of nobility; originally, the possessor of a fief, who had feudal tenants under him; in modern …

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